I spoke to Paul Barresi, the PI and Hollywood Fixer Amber Heard hired to wreck Depp. Well, he told the truth and wrecked her instead lol
Robbie goes on an expletive filled attack on the former mod Kimmy complete with threats.
Ahh, isn’t that adorable?
The Flea Co. is still parked in her gar-tudio, spraying flea fodder like confetti at a dog’s birthday party that nobody asked for.
Instead of “getting on the road” at 9:30 like the big plan, they were live-streaming with none other than Dicky Lickman, professional throat-clearer and part-time legal fanfic writer.
What happened to the midnight rendezvous to scoop up Goober?
Will the red-carpet plans still happen?
Or did the Warden tell her to park that majestic azz and come collect him at 8 AM, as it said on the court papers?
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Remember, folks: just a few days ago she swore she called the jail and warned them that shady minions might show up for Goober’s release, so she needed security and secrecy!
(Peak spy-thriller energy.)
Then the flea admitted right out of the flea-gate that “she wasn’t on her way there,” and Bootylicker helpfully spat out a “yet” from behind the flea like a well-trained echo.
When she finally breaks the news to her Warriors, she slowly and methodically explains, “I received a call FROM THE WARDEN,” gurgling it up from somewhere south of her diaphragm while giving every ...
