I'm putting this here. It's totally unedited, hence leaving in some things I typically would remove. You can hear that I'm not exactly comfortable - its not the person, its the topic. It's weird to be the source of conversation with this, but I wanted to share exactly what these folks have been doing. EDITED TO ADD: the sponsor banner was a mistake lol. I did this in streamyard, where you just send a link to someone. The banner automatically populated there and i didnt wanna edit anything.
(Now With Extra Arsenic)
The lone flea admits she had a “really good day”; her mood is up, and she doesn’t seem to miss the Goob as much as you would think.
Well, that’s what I’m gathering since there are no tears tonight. She reports he is “Al-ight” and is hanging in there.
(How touching. Somewhere a support group for abandoned emotional-support fleas just felt a cold draft.)
She drops the news that “they had a change in the hearing, so pushed it off a little bit, which is fine. Didn’t feel like going over there anyway.”
(Remember how the old flea bag wanted it to move secretly so there weren’t so many looky-loos like last time? Did she succeed, or is she just yanking our chain like a sadistic puppeteer with a nicotine habit?)
clinker news
She flicks her new trusty lighter, an off-brand in a shade of purple she recently acquired at the local convenience store, and lets everyone know that she had a busy, busy day. “Not really, Gabe, just me,” she says, pulling the attention back to herself with the subtlety of a wrecking ball.
She gurgles out a few tidbits of information that “Someone keeps contacting me that shouldn’t be.”
(In true flea ...