(Now With Extra Arsenic)

The lone flea admits she had a “really good day”; her mood is up, and she doesn’t seem to miss the Goob as much as you would think.
Well, that’s what I’m gathering since there are no tears tonight. She reports he is “Al-ight” and is hanging in there.

(How touching. Somewhere a support group for abandoned emotional-support fleas just felt a cold draft.)

She drops the news that “they had a change in the hearing, so pushed it off a little bit, which is fine. Didn’t feel like going over there anyway.”

(Remember how the old flea bag wanted it to move secretly so there weren’t so many looky-loos like last time? Did she succeed, or is she just yanking our chain like a sadistic puppeteer with a nicotine habit?)

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She flicks her new trusty lighter, an off-brand in a shade of purple she recently acquired at the local convenience store, and lets everyone know that she had a busy, busy day. “Not really, Gabe, just me,” she says, pulling the attention back to herself with the subtlety of a wrecking ball.

She gurgles out a few tidbits of information that “Someone keeps contacting me that shouldn’t be.”

(In true flea fashion,OF COURSE she doesn’t say who is contacting her…it could be just anyone!)

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Why, it could be the Mods of Flippah U, Goober’s long-lost lover, or even the manager at the local Lick-My-Chick.

But she lets us know with a small sneer into her mic, “I took care of that today.”

(She sure sounds mob-bossy today. One half-expects her to end the sentence with “sleeps with the fishes” and a wet cough.)

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The first order of business in her violin case tonight is Dicky Lickman’s dismissal of participation in the Fed 2 case.
Of course, she reminds everyone that it’s still not official until Henkel kisses its cheek upon arrival, and it’s still “just a recommendation.”

Moving straight into Lipzy’s case, she rehashes all the news that happened at that hearing and all the confusion that followed Ms. LaRue right out of the courthouse.

Of course, she blames Megan Foxnot and Tugglesworth for all the upheaval and begins to call them liars, bums, hobos of the rails…

Err, no, wait… she just called them both liars and miscreants, or something like that. But rest assured, LIPZY was the hero and winner all around after she kicked the opposing streamers to the edge of the curb.

She raises her voice and lets her Warriors know that what they said “was completely proven defamation.”

(Trust me, her bubble gut is chugging hard for Megan later in the stream.)

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She swallows her lump of pork chop that was hidden under her tongue and she soon lets everyone know that she filed her Opposition to Randy’s recent motion today.

Her voice cracks as she complains that Randy is trying to get her to “produce all this paperwork and stuff, even videos, and all correspondence about anything and everything and everybody.”
Her voice cracks as she complains that “He’s trying to get sanctions on me and process server fees too, but it’s a total joke.”

(Glancing around the gartudio, I see a few Warriors start to squirm…could their precious little group-chat confessions perhaps be pulled into court like a bad tooth?)

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The flea raises her double chin as she reports that she indeed does “have a hearing coming up on the 15th regarding the motion to quash that subpoena.”

For the second time, she complains about just how busy she was today.
Eleven minutes into her nightly stream, the flea begins to receive messages on her trusty flip phone and tells her Warriors to “hang on.”

She soon announces with a flourish that the other party was none other than Squattypumper, her one true friend on the block.

The messages keep flying in left and right, diverting her attention once again to her overworked phone. Fleasa happily lets everyone know between “text beeps” that “they are changing hearing dates and stuff at the last minute.”

“These people are just insane,” she mutters as a whole string of notifications rings through.

(Is Squattygirl texting her or the court clerk? Or is it just a ruse to throw off the looky-loos from the scheduled Goober hearing? The suspense is killing me… slowly… like everything else in this saga.)

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Moving on, finally, the flea brings up Jeremy’s recent short he put out, and as ‘God is my witness…..I thought Turkeys could fly…’ err, I mean, Fleasa’s demeanor switch flips to all systems go as if she were “now a DJ at WKRP.”

She swallows hard as she recaps the “Germy-dumbass” short that highlighted the recent money-grab attempts that have been circulating the interwebs.
She is darn tootin sure that Germ is “pissed off,” and “It proves how he is pissed off because the money being spent on other channels that are against him is no longer going to him.”

The flea goes into a long speech about Germ’s feelings towards the people who donate money or even gifts to her, Lipz, or any other anti-wth$ ecosystem channel.
She explains from her gravelly, mucus-caked craw that “Any money not spent on him is money lost, ya know, because he would be getting that money if her Warriors were still following and watching HIM.”

(Well, well, well, did the Flea just admit that her shenanigans have indeed put a flea spell on Germ’s bank account? Or is she just tootin’ out her…arse and grasping at anything to make Germ the villain once again? Dark-horse money says both.)

Fleasa doubles down that “that video” proves Germy is angry and that he is “attempting to sway her Warriors away from what they really believe.”

(Hahah-breathe, hahah hahah, Hahah-breathe… I mean, lorty bee, the conspiracy is thick as thieves tonight. Someone open a window before we all asphyxiate on pure delusion.)

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Her narrative soon turns to the people who are questioning “where the storage unit video is.”

She gets a bit flea-frenzied as she explains the whole process that has been going on.

She admits that she first ordered the “report” on July 16th, via web access.
Then, in August, she went back to the Po-Po authorities and asked for the video, but had to pull some strings since they had closed her request in July.

So, since the report was open again, she requested the video this time, and lo and behold, it was now over three times the original cost.

The flea pulled up a “receipt” she printed that day from a screenshot showing the whole process and the actual requests she made since last July.
What is odd, to me, is that the “authorities” warned her in July, “if fees weren’t paid, then they would close the case.”

(And in not-so-small print, the “letter” states that the city police require payment up front.)

So, does this mean she filled out the web form for “proof” and then didn’t pay her fees, since the case had to be reopened in August?

She claims, as if an afterthought, that “She didn’t order the video in time because they only give her three days or four days to order it.”

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Fleasa’s voice turns condescending as she claims, “When I went back to pay for it, they had closed it, but she contacted them, and they reopened it.”
She starts whining, “That is when the cost went up to $123, and I paid that”

The screenshot shows that she received notice at 10:30 am from the Flo-Po that the case would be closed for non-payment.

Then, later that same day, August 10th, at 12:18 PM, she paid the invoice in question for $123.72

Two minutes after payment, she’s messaging the Flo-Po, “When could she expect the ‘documents’ since she paid her invoice?”

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As she scrolls through the image trail, it says the request was “reopened” on August 14th @8:30 am.

(Four days after supposed payment. The bureaucracy works in mysterious, slightly malevolent ways.)

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On August 24th, the screen shows that they finally released “the documents” as a redacted PDF.
It does look like any further items requested (videos) will be provided when they are processed and released.

(There is a footnote from the staff messages that mentions Marsy’s law and confidentiality and assures that victims’ identities will be redacted)

Fleasa gets testy again and complains that they sent her “the report” again, and whines that she already had it.

(She read that the report is available in her email with the link.)

Then, on August 31st at 10:35 am, she receives a message on her account that states, “Thank you for calling and following up with your request. Please allow time as we continue to work on your request.”

She reminds everyone that she is requesting body-cam footage and the storage unit video. Her voice turns snippy as she reminds her Warriors that she indeed requested the video, as she stated, but they are still waiting.

(She shows the screenshot of her original request on July 16th that she made via the internet, but didn’t pay for the services as the case was closed)

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She smacks her crusted lips, removing the last taste of chicken skins, and side-eyes all her Warriors in an almost warning tone. At the same time, she puffs out her big old ample boobage and huffs, “There’s the proof that it’s requested; it’s just waiting.”

She growls that “it cost more than the $40” and gives Germ a warning “to get his numbers fixed.”

She figures out a quick way to muddy the Germ pool and hisses, “He’s just pissed off that, you know, that people are supporting ME the way they supported him. And his video today just proved that.”

She soon growled that Germ is worried about what everybody else is making.
“To me, that is bullshit. He is mad that Leslie is creating more Hodunks. Oh yeah, I have proof. That is proof. That is it right there. He is mad that Leslie is creating more Hodunks and that the people are going to help her do the Hodunks.”

Fleasa rips into a long conversation with the internet Gods and continues her rant…”So if you like the Hodunks, then you can support her. It does not take a lot, but that is up to people. That is up to their own choices, what they want to do. Sorry, germ, get over it. You have people supporting you, and frankly, I think they are nuts. But hey, I am not telling anybody not to support you. I am not telling anybody not to go to your channel. I am not telling anybody not to support you. I am not saying anything like that at all.”

She takes a breath and continues her attack on the Germ. “But hey, they are going to do what they want to do. That is on them. So, he is all upset about it. Of course he is, because he thinks he is the only YouTuber, and he thought he was going to get away with all this crap. But a couple of channels just stepped up and said, “ Oh, wait, hell no. Sorry, dude, you are a harasser, and you are a bully, and we are not going to let you do it anymore.”

“ And you are pissed off because we basically fucked up your narrative. Although it changed a little bit, and you got more content out of it. Yeah, especially with the whole being able to sue more people, or trying to sue more people, I should say. You created a whole new thing for yourself. At first, you were all pissed off. And you are still pissed off because you sued all these people and you lost, and you keep losing, and you are going to continue to lose.”

“The truth is on our side. We are not doing anything but speaking the truth the entire time. You have no proof of anything. Think about it. You are interrupting bankruptcy court to pull out a subpoena for a video that you claim you already have. You have links to my membership videos and, oh, you think Michelle may have made a dollar or two from me for being on my show, which I have already stated she has not. She has clearly stated she has not. So, how else are you going to prove that she did?”

After a short semi-pause, the flea continues once again, throwing out her angst against the Germ.

“Because the truth is she did not, and that is what I am talking about. You guys create bullshit, and you cannot prove it because it did not happen. You cannot prove it, and this is all your bullshit. Your entire narrative over two years with me. They all start their lives right away asking for money from the door, but nobody else can. Isn’t that funny?”

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Soon, LIPZY LaRue shows up in the Warriors den, and the Flea turns her bitterness into glee as she sings “Oh, there is LIPZY… Hi, LIPZY. Hi, LIPZY.”

Ms. LaRue soon mentions in the chat that “People love the Hodunks and want me to produce season two, and I need people to donate so I can pay for the program to create it.”

The flea backs up her friend’s words like a garbage truck and states over and over, “it’s not much, it’s not much,” as if prodding her Warriors to donate to the Lipz.

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But the flea’s giddiness turns sour real quick. She says in all caps, “YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE LIKE HIM WHO BRAGS ABOUT HIS LIFE, brags about this, brags about that and his money, why on earth are you paying attention to these little channels then”?

“Is it because we are so in your FLUCKING head, or because we are calling you out on your BULL-CHIT?” the flea snarls like a madwoman.

The rotund flea starts whining that “no other YouTuber would give two chits about her small channel, especially ones that have close to or over a million followers.”
She squints her beady eyes like a possum sizing up a trash can and suggests that Germ is OBSESSED with HER!

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(Okay, this is getting overly wordy, so I am going to condense the rest.)

LIPZY remarks while in chat that she thinks “Deuce was a fool to ever advise Liarnutz’s into Bankruptcy”

The Warrior “He’ll-in-deep water” suggests back to the Lipz that “it was the other lawyer, not Deuce.”

(No, Helen, it was Deuce and the Flea, and to top that, they even got the Warriors to pay for their stupid plan. Somewhere a bankruptcy attorney is laughing into a very expensive drink.)

Later on … Fleasa admits to the world she just wishes Liarnutz and Crooky-boi would let the property go and just move on.

BLINKITY BLINK, WTF?

The Lipz and Flea show some previews of the upcoming Grammy-nominated video series that Lipz is producing.

The talk soon turns to Megan and her all-around abilities. They spend most of the last half of the stream screaming about Megan, her “turkey neck” that Lipz says she sports, and her poor journalism.

The Lipz repeats her vile rhetoric over and over as Fleasa takes a long phone call: “That was super important.”

And, well, that’s just about enough for the day; my mind is fried like an overcooked egg; sizzled.

Toodles Poodles ♥️
A long time outta / 2:48:27