(I yawn so wide a blowfly could do a full outback circuit and still have time for a second nap..here we go again!)

Deep in the red-dirt wasteland where the only things that flourish are snakes, skeeters, and spectacularly bad decisions, the Bootlicker and the Flea kick off another night of pure grade-A nonsense.

They glamorize Bootlicker’s return to the gar-tudio like the second coming of a half-cooked meat pie left too long in the sun, complete with fake laughter so forced it could curdle a fresh batch of billy tea at fifty paces.

Blah, blah, blah… the talk drones on as usual with the standard chorus of gratitude thick enough to spread on toast and call breakfast.

Fleasa then holds court over the mountain of swag her “faithfuls” have hurled her way in the last few days; not just for her and the legendary Goober, but for the dog Jewels as well.

She announces she will wait and let “daddy” give the toys to the dog because the poor mutt is stuck in a sadness straight out of a Disney movie over Goober being missing in action.

Picture it: one forlorn kelpie staring across the endless scrub while the flies perform interpretive dance and the dingoes take notes.

But the real show, the one that makes the crocodiles sit up and pay attention, starts just over ten minutes into the nightly bitch-fest, when 9Chins, Fleasa’s dear buddy and part of her “creative team,” stomps onto the panel like a man who’s just discovered someone nicked his last cold stubby.

Why?

Well, evidently someone has made a sock puppet account using his real name, but it’s not him. And rumour has it you don’t go messing with this Aussie and get away with it.

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This new “Kevin” created a YouTube persona and posted on Facebook, claiming Fleasa was indeed a liar about Goober’s felony status. They had posted recent “court docs” that even include fake Goober fingerprints.

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See, this unknown person used 9Chins’ real name to post the dubious post, and 9Chins is as pissed as a dingo that can’t find a baby to gnaw on.

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Evidently the story is that this post was sent to Fleasa earlier, and it upset her so bad because she thought for a fleeting moment that it was the real 9Chins, her buddy-boi, calling her a liar.
Fleasa was very upset, ran to Bootylick, and had big old alligator tears in her eyes until Bootylick calmed her down and pointed out that 9Chins would never call her a liar.

After 9Chins’ arrival on the panel, the post is tossed up on screen like a testament from God himself, and it is declared that the anti’s are deep in outback doo-doo.

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9Chins even suggests it could be Cathy Criswell too, and tells all the listeners to search YouTube for the account @Kevin.Messer. He explains that a person named Tex comes up. He adds that the channel started last December.

9Chins promises everyone listening that it IS NOT him and he doesn’t even have a Facebook account.

“Anyone on Facebook is crazy,” he seethes into his mic. “This person is impersonating ME!”

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Of course they rattle their brains and begin suggesting who could be behind the masked crusader and who created this post.
The ever-so-observant Flea turns to Facebook and wants to see the post herself, and they discover that Nicki (a flippah’) was the first person to comment on the fake 9Chins post, so she must be involved, right?

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Maybe it’s TamiJ, Stacy, the Brown Flucking dog, or it could even be Lipzy herself, who’s still holding a grudge against Fleasa because she stole her stream time just a few days ago?

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Promises are aplenty that they will figure out who this “Tex” or fake “Kevin Messin” truly is. After all, it’s pointed out that 9Chins indeed has hacking abilities and tracking devices already attached to the origin of this post. And yes, YouTube and Facebook have already been advised.

The panel of three then makes sure everyone knows they have attorneys, hackers, a judge, a police officer, and more in the chat almost nightly, and THEY will figure out who has done this.

9Chins suggests whoever this is has an Aussie slang book because “he doesn’t talk like that and they are painting him in a bad picture.” Old 9Chins is about to “chunder” from all this mess in the nearest “dunny.”

Fleasa claims “it’s all bullchit and it’s not going to fly.”

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Moving past the drivel of the Outback, they soon begin discussing other topics.

And of course, the BK that is pending against Liarnutz is discussed.
Like clockwork, they blame Jeremy for causing all the distress to poor, innocent Liarnutz.

Ieye roll, part twenty nine*

At one point, 9Chins starts in on Fleasa’s accounting of the money collected for HG. He claims he has seen Fleasa’s accounting records of the money collected and suggests Fleasa has kept meticulous records. He suggests deep down that he knows how much moolah is left in the kitty.

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Well, that gets Fleasa yappin’ that the money is and will be used to make sure HG has a place to live and is for her future.

(AHH, so Fleasa is holding money for HG, ain’t that as thick as a jar of Vegemite left in the sun)

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Too bad the trustee and Judge don’t know that funds have been secretly saved for HG. I mean, after all, haven’t they all sworn that Fleasa isn’t holding onto funds for the Liarnutz?

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Later on, Fleasa starts hawking her goods at a 1000% profit and does a few giveaways. Liarnutz herself wins a watermelon air freshener.

(I wonder if she will hang it in Crookies tent to freshen it up a bit?)

Well, I have Grandmother duties for the next few days and have to get off of here so they can commence.

Toodles Poodles ❤️

(Yes, I have a recording of Fleasa stating she is holding the $$ for HG)

final blink, accompanied by the distant howl of a dingo that already knows how this ends