The cultists totally believe Fleasa that Gabe's safety was at risk and that the warden rang her. 😂🤣😂
Ahh, isn’t that adorable?
The Flea Co. is still parked in her gar-tudio, spraying flea fodder like confetti at a dog’s birthday party that nobody asked for.
Instead of “getting on the road” at 9:30 like the big plan, they were live-streaming with none other than Dicky Lickman, professional throat-clearer and part-time legal fanfic writer.
What happened to the midnight rendezvous to scoop up Goober?
Will the red-carpet plans still happen?
Or did the Warden tell her to park that majestic azz and come collect him at 8 AM, as it said on the court papers?
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Remember, folks: just a few days ago she swore she called the jail and warned them that shady minions might show up for Goober’s release, so she needed security and secrecy!
(Peak spy-thriller energy.)
Then the flea admitted right out of the flea-gate that “she wasn’t on her way there,” and Bootylicker helpfully spat out a “yet” from behind the flea like a well-trained echo.
When she finally breaks the news to her Warriors, she slowly and methodically explains, “I received a call FROM THE WARDEN,” gurgling it up from somewhere south of her diaphragm while giving every ...