Gabe wishes we'd do better research 😂🤣😂 I don't think Fleasa wants that Gabypoo
For the second night in a row, the Flea opens by yammering about Shizzy like a middle-schooler who just discovered the boy band exists.
It’s almost as if she’s developed a full-blown schoolgirl crush on the Whizzing Nuts and wants him served up warm, salty, and preferably with a side of public humiliation.
She claims the Shizz loves her hubby so much because “Shitzzy Dumb Nuts” also loves the ‘bad boys,’ like her, and that’s why he totally, absolutely loves Goober, and that’s why he can’t stop talking about him.
Both panelists (Bootlicker and Flea) giggle into their respective mics and chant like a cult that’s run out of better material: “he wants a bad boy.”
The chatter quickly slides into the fine print of Shizzy’s alleged desires for the felonious Goober. The Flea floats the groundbreaking theory that Shizzy might just be jealous of the Goob.
Then she zeroes in on the real prize: the hair. “It’s got to be the hair.”
(Lorty-bee… who would be jelly of thinning, greasy hair that Goober himself admitted he didn’t wash once the ...