This is going to be short and sweet as the flea is spinning faster than her beat-up Maytag out in the gar-tudio. She claims she is excited for tomorrow's show, as it will be fire. But the hunt of desperation has filled her empty head with a greased-up delusions.

Pull on your hip waders as the fodder is thick and deep!

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To start, she was 2 hours late starting her stream, as it seems she hit the snooze button one too many times.

(Why didnt Goober nudge her awake? Was he celebrating his birthday again, perhaps out of town)

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Sirracha Stacy joins her panel straight outta the junk drawer of co-hosts. My prediction: she won't last very long because she likes to speak over the Flea with her own thoughts. And, coupled with eating what seemed like a whole sleeve of Ritz crackers on air, someone should stick her back in that junk drawer amongst the used batteries and loose screws where she belongs.

Fleasa pretends she's excited for the D&D show that will premiere tonight, but is she really? Her vocals seemed forced and faster than normal.

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Fleasa is confused about what David R (Only Me) thinks he will be showing in his paper trail. She thinks he’ll be a ‘Nothing-Burger’ with no condiments to offer.

She claims she “has her emails’ and he can come up with whatever emails he wants, but then admits “she didn't receive all the emails he supposedly sent her.’

Ahh, the old game of ‘Inbox Houdini’ all while two-steppin’ ‘The Paper Trail Shuffle.

She starts gurgling that HE doesn’t have her bank records, so she doesn't know how HE thinks he has something to talk about.
“Who the fluck knows what type of paper trail he’s got,” the flea murmurs throughout her gar-tudio.

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Of course, without missing a fat-footed beat, she claims David R is going to take something out of context and warns her dimwitted Warriors not to believe a word he says. And, like the true ‘dolls' that they are, ‘the empty-headed playthings are absorbing every mucus-laden word she spits forward.

She acts as if she has already had a private screening from David R and warns that he isn’t putting things in the correct timeline and is muddling the waters with non-facts. She claims, “I already have a copy of it, but I don't know.”

Wait, what in Nations of Tarn, how did she get a copy of the upcoming event of the year? Who slipped her the Mickey and the script?
She claims he is using some of her past footage “to sway people against me.”

Siracha Stacy pokes her nose out and squawks that “he even has everybody already advertising it as 'Being Fire ’.

Siracha then does her best to mock Tug and, in her non sexy, squeaky voice, hurling out that “it's going to be a bombshell”

(Damn right sista’, it’s gonna be fire with a side of S’mores and a shot of good whiskey)

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Of course, Fleasa laughs at the thought and claims she has her OWN paperwork that they don't have.” Fleasa then says that no matter what paperwork that ‘they’ (David and Dave) put up, she has her own paperwork and it’s the truth.
“I HAVE MY RECORDS, THEY DO NOT HAVE MY RECORDS...PERIOD”

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“They are only assuming, guessing, and they are trying to calculate, and THEY ARE WRONG!” the old fleabag spills from her bubbling gut...

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Pretty soon, the tea starts complaining about a particular screenshot of Tug’s channel that is circulating the whole wide web. Of course, she claims it had to be sent to her because she “doesn't go on his channel”

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She starts her next spin cycle by reiterating that Guano came into her channel that time because David R told him to.
She claims that these dubious screenshots appeared to her “two days ago”

“And wouldn't you know when I showed it, TUG went back and edited out Only Me’s comments from that video from over a year and a half ago,” she slyly hissed into her crusty, dusty mic.

Oh my God, Becky, look at the size of her twisted spin; she’s setting diluted thoughts into her Warriors brainwaves even before the show premiere.

Is she accusing our favorite Umbrellaman Tug of being a dirty deleter and editing fool?

To the Moon Alice, to the moon

Don't forget to check out all the screenies that will be posted today on Facebook; I am sure Allison, Melissa, Mark, and Susan can keep us entertained till this afternoon.
“IT’s going to be FIRE!”

Toodles Poodles 🐩❤️
(and this was only 9:42 outta 3: 57:36 play time.)

Yowser Bowser!

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(What a day to be alive)

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