Gabe's coming home and Sylvie constantly repeats herself.
Robbie goes on an expletive filled attack on the former mod Kimmy complete with threats.
Welcome back, folks, to Jailhouse Rock: The Homecoming Spectacular! I’m your host, and tonight’s grand prize is one freshly released felon, a Tahoe with delusions of limo grandeur, and enough Beaver Nuggets to choke a horse. Let’s spin the Wheel of Dysfunction and see what our contestants have cooked up!
As the Warriors shuffle in to claim their respective benches like contestants who just realized the consolation prize is a lifetime supply of Ramen trauma, the lights flicker. At the same time, the hostess waits, then plops her big arse down in her broken, dilapidated chair with all the grace of a Costco sample lady diving for free pizza.
Her excitement is over the top with anticipation that Goober will be home before she knows it, because nothing says “game show magic” like a countdown clock that only she can see.
The flea explains that she only has two more sleeps until she gets to see him and shower him with her Fleasa-love.
(Audience, please hold your applause… and your gag reflex.)
She and Bootylicker relay their plans to the Warriors like it’s Christmas morning at the Island of Misfit Toys.
The two have been making preparations and buying all of Goober’s favorites at ...
